Um. Okay... I want to apologise. I honestly thought that ape was toilet trained. And I was certain it was making signals to use the bathroom. I did not know either that the ape used to be part of the circus and that it liked to smoke. And so I guess those fires were my fault. So - Sorry.
With that out of the way, I would like to thank all of the good people of the Eidecan festival and those who dropped by the Bizoo stand/discount ape dealership and heard my story on how I rode a Slip 'n' Slide that took a week to slide down the length of it. And the encounter I had at the Sex Museum... sigh...
If you missed a chance to see the tattoo or the horrible scar and pick up a preview issue of the Bizoo Collection: The Best, The Worst and The Trash That Never Made It. Well you can download it here
You can still also submit your own Bizoo story here. They may still be published, or we might just spend a night smoking opium cigarettes laughing at your embarrassing stories.
Doctor Jerm.
P.S. The Eidecan people were still adamant I keep a link. It's not down here it's up there. You've got eyes.